do not assume

Entries from July 2007

Don’t Hassle The Hoff (Mark II)

19 July, 2007 · Leave a Comment

No Monthly, just right now, I guess.

More Below the Fold (more…)

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Don’t Hassle the Hoff

19 July, 2007 · Leave a Comment

This may turn into a monthly affair.  Who knows.

First, we’ve got the classic Hasselhoff Bad Boy Video, Ride in My Car:

Then, his sensitive side, with Hooked on a Feelin’:

Which he learned to keep in touch with somehow or another:

Categories: carnage · digressions · drinking · flying · good eats · shower

Now Hiring

18 July, 2007 · Leave a Comment

Blogger to update my blog, based on my experiences, thoughts, random stuff I find on the internet, et cetera.  Experience: 2+years blogging experience, MacOS friendly, flexible schedule.  Job requirements: Write all the things down I forget to put on my blog.  Regardless of if I mention them or not.  This will entail: following me around, preferably in a discrete manner, reading my mind, and having internet access wherever I go, even the middle of the woods.

Compensation:None.

This is not a real job offer.  This is just me apologizing for the lack of updates to the blog. Have a nice day.

Categories: carnage

Mushroom Mushroom

12 July, 2007 · Leave a Comment

This morning, I was just sent a few links I felt were important enough to pass on. There has been a lot of buzz about the iPhone, which comes as direct response to the BananaPhone. A new version of BananaPhone has been announced, details can be found here. Also, just saw a trailer for a great new movie. For some background on Badgers, visit the Wikipedia entry on the subject. For further research, please view this clip, recorded directly from Animal Planet.

[h/t to Karl, for most of the links]

UPDATE:  It has come to my attention that Badgers love football.  Who knew?

Categories: absurdists · carnage · hip · other stuff · trailer

Why didn’t they make this sooner?

9 July, 2007 · Leave a Comment

[h/t to T for the following links]

You know, it’s important to keep yourself clean.  If you forget, you can always listen to this song to help.  Just remember, click through some of the happy people on the first site, for the ultimate viewing experience.

Categories: carnage

OK, This is Just Fun

9 July, 2007 · Leave a Comment

h/t to Adam for sending this my way.

Categories: carnage

Upsetting

6 July, 2007 · Leave a Comment

There is only one thing I find more upsetting than a syringe filled with bleach.  Read about it below the fold… (more…)

Categories: carnage