Funniest Thing Ever. EVER!

I was over at HuffPo, and I read this article, responding to US Military Research into “Gay Bombs,” psychic teleportation and a bunch of other wacky stuff.

An excerpt:

• Invisible, waterproof scoliosis toast
• Michel Gondry bomb that turns enemy weapons into sticks and drawings of weapons and the bullets into pieces of paper that when you unwrap them say “war?”
• A plane with artificial intelligence piloted by Jamie Foxx that when it lands on the ground turns into a wolf with wolf intelligence and lasers for teeth. Also, it is invisible. (only when it’s a plane.)

Check out the comments for the dreaded “Pork Bomb.”